The Community Interest

Notes and Comment from the Heart of the Heartland.


Day By Day© by Chris Muir.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Destabilize Hamas?

I guess. I mean we obviously can't support them. But is this the thing we do?

U.S.-Israel to destabilize Hamas

My thing is - the fact that this U.S. attempt is is already out there and being reported as "American" means that the barn door is wide open. Hamas will easily - just taking a page from Tehran - use the issue to promote Palestinian nationalism and marry it to Islamism. This will result in election victories every time they are called. Hamas will never fear another election. Each one will only strengthen their mandate. Without the clear separation of church and state -- which allows rule of law, free courts, secular education and free press, etc. -- democracy is easily yoked to fanaticism. Democracy is far more readily the result of real freedom than its cause.

Cheney's Late Night Buckshot

Since the 78-year-old lawyer is in “very stable” condition, a summary of the Cheney Shooting jokes around the country:

From Jon Stewart’s Daily Show

Rob Corddry: “Jon, tonight the vice president is standing by his decision to shoot Harry Wittington. According to the best intelligence available, there were quail hidden in the brush. Everyone believed at the time there were quail in the brush.”

From National Review’s “The Corner”

“Since wholesale Social Security reform failed, Cheney is taking a retail approach.”

“Ah, now that’s real tort reform.”

“Let’s have no more talk about independent counsels.”

From David Letterman’s Top Ten List of Cheney’s Excuses (CBS)

“Excuse? I hit him, didn't I?”

“I thought the guy was trying to go gay cowboy on me.”

David Letterman: “Honestly, I don’t know what all of the fuss is about. What’s more American than shooting your hunting buddy in the ass?”

From “Jimmy Kimmel Live” (ABC)

“It’s part of the president's new Social Security plan. Once you hit 78, kablamo.”

“Luckily, the guy he shot was wearing the body armor that never got shipped to the troops.”

“You know what they say, if Dick Cheney comes out of his hole and shoots an old man in the face, 6 more weeks of winter.”

“The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” (NBC)

“Although it is beautiful here in California, the weather back East has been atrocious. There was so much snow in Washington, D.C. Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fat guy thinking it was a polar bear.”

“When people found out he shot a lawyer his popularity is now at 92%”

“Cheney’s defense is that he was aiming at a quail when he shot the guy. Which means that Cheney now has the worst aim of anyone in the White House since Bill Clinton.”

Friday, February 10, 2006

Unopened Tomb Found in Egypt


Not a royal burial, but still in Valley of Kings, and still pretty neat.







"It's ironic. A century ago, people said the Valley of the Kings is exhausted, there's nothing left," he said. "Suddenly Carter found Tutankhamun. So then they said, 'Now there's nothing to find.' Then we found KV5. Now we have KV63."

Durbin Sides with Patriot Act Compromise


Says bill "falls far short" but he's still on board. The line Dems have to walk these days is literally a hair's breadth between duplicity or ludicrosity.



"If you measure it against the original Patriot Act . . . we've made progress" toward "protecting basic civil liberties at a time when we are dealing with the war on terrorism,"Durbin said.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Illinois Guard on the Budget Block














Pentagon proposes cutting 1,000 positions of Illinois National Guard.