Thoughts on Heaven

In Philadelphia, I worked right next to the Williams-Sonoma store. I’ve got about six years of religious education, and I’m telling you that Heaven is going to be a lot like a Williams-Sonoma.
Sometimes? I’d go there just to hold stuff. Like copper bottom pans or a stainless steel mesh colander. $8 Blackberry Jam. Who buys $8 Blackberry Jam? Well, if left unchaperoned in a Williams-Sonoma store, I will buy $8 Blackberry Jam. And I will LOVE it.